Awards We’ve Won (more than 1000 in all!)

- $20,000 Radio Mercury Award for Best Humorous Spot
- $20,000 Radio Mercury Award for Best Music/Sound Design
- $5,000 General Radio Mercury Award
- Grand Award, International Radio Festival of New York - Twice!
- CLIOs - A bunch
- London International Advertising Awards - A bigger bunch
- IBAs - An even bigger bunch
- Promax Muse/Gold Medallions - An even bigger bunch than that
- ADDY (National, Regional and Local) - Too many to count
- Mobius - A gaggle
- ANDY, Belding, Emmy, Telly, Sunny, Lulu, etc. - A shitload




Awards We Haven’t Won Yet

- Nobel Peace Prize
- Oscar for Best Supporting Actress
- Bronze Medal in the Olympic Decathlon
- Stanley Cup
- Purple Heart
- Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes
- Miss Congeniality